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U.S. Blows Itself Up So China Can’t Have It
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Isn't that literally the plan? It's called M.A.D(Mutually Assured Destruction) in other words: We blow ourselves up so you can't have it.
No, MAD is I have nukes and can also obliterate you and everyone you care about so you better not launch your nukes.
The nukes we built won't stop recovery. There is one that would do what you are saying though. https://youtu.be/E55uSCO5D2w