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[-] zarathustra0@lemmy.world 29 points 5 months ago

I thought they were doing it so that the rich people could keep all of the things and not let the poor people have them?

[-] CodingCarpenter@lemm.ee 7 points 5 months ago

They had this on Znation! They called it a fourth wave weapon. Literally exists to make sure no one can take the US even if we all die

[-] stupidcasey@lemmy.world 6 points 5 months ago

Isn't that literally the plan? It's called M.A.D(Mutually Assured Destruction) in other words: We blow ourselves up so you can't have it.

[-] femtech@midwest.social 20 points 5 months ago

No, MAD is I have nukes and can also obliterate you and everyone you care about so you better not launch your nukes.

[-] MajorHavoc@programming.dev 6 points 5 months ago

Is my computer clock on the first fritz again? I thought it was still only 2025.

Oh, it's humor! Indeed. Such an implausible headline! Haha!

[-] LovableSidekick@lemmy.world 4 points 5 months ago

MAGA: "If WE can't have America, NOBODY CAN!!!"

[-] frigidaphelion@lemmy.world 4 points 5 months ago

Basically a Hugh Howey novel

[-] leisesprecher@feddit.org 2 points 5 months ago
[-] lath@lemmy.world 1 points 5 months ago

I'd say all the research towards minimizing the aftereffects of radiation means govs are looking to normalize using them in clearing occupied real estate quickly.

this post was submitted on 18 Jan 2025
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