you're making me want to make a "react" video where I am reacting to watching some shitty movie where it's literally just a time lapse edited hour and a half video of me watching some paint by numbers ass movie, sitting on the couch, mindlessly eating food, petting the cat, and occasionally getting up to get water or take a whiz.

but maybe the video thumbnail is a zoomed still from me sneezing or reacting to hot sauce or something to make it look really dramatic and provocative.