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Our Big Wet Boy Wants a Big Wet 51st State
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this post was submitted on 03 Feb 2025
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I've never enjoyed roller coasters, frankly.
is America still going up the rickety ramp or has it already begun the full plummet
God, don't even make me think about it.
we're still in the line, watching promotional footage of the ride on the monitors. someone has farted, park security is randomly pulling people out of line for not seeming white enough, and some of us are talking about what to get for lunch.
We are going to have a Donnie Darko-style season finale and go back to the real timeline, where the bullet didn't miss, right?
Right?
Why else would you be wearing that stupid bunny suit?
Jesus titty-yiffing Christ...
How did you know I was wearing a bunny suit?!