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[-] sp3tr4l@lemmy.zip 30 points 3 months ago* (last edited 3 months ago)

... proceeds to run off at high speed, get their foot caught in a small pothole, causing them to break their ankle and leg, then tumble across the ground at 35 mph, breaking half of the bones in their body.

[-] kambusha@sh.itjust.works 12 points 3 months ago

I'm glue, dabadeebadabayy

[-] sundrei@lemmy.sdf.org 11 points 3 months ago

🎵 Wild horses... 🎵

[-] tetris11@lemmy.ml 2 points 3 months ago

🎵will I follooooooooooooow? 🎵

[-] sugar_in_your_tea@sh.itjust.works 7 points 3 months ago

Worth it.

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