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[-] wesker@lemmy.sdf.org 105 points 2 weeks ago* (last edited 2 weeks ago)

Why would I give some woman I barely know my hard earned cum?

[-] Nosavingthrow@lemmy.world 56 points 2 weeks ago

I save mine in a milk jug to drink later. Can't let any of my vital essence go to waste.

[-] Dr_Fetus_Jackson@lemmy.world 64 points 2 weeks ago
[-] Wizard_Pope@lemmy.world 5 points 2 weeks ago
[-] tetris11@lemmy.ml 10 points 2 weeks ago

that link is staying green, and the amazon bot spying on my account will thank me for i t

[-] Wizard_Pope@lemmy.world 4 points 2 weeks ago

Well the main gist is vidible form the link itself

[-] lowered_lifted@sh.itjust.works 3 points 2 weeks ago

idk the cum flan in the cover is really something, looks just like a regular one, you'd never know.

[-] match@pawb.social 2 points 2 weeks ago

memes but instead of posting images we post amazon links

[-] Wizard_Pope@lemmy.world 2 points 2 weeks ago
[-] sugar_in_your_tea@sh.itjust.works 10 points 2 weeks ago

Look at Mr. Fancy Pants over here with a dedicated jug. Just slurp straight from the rubber.

[-] DScratch@sh.itjust.works 7 points 2 weeks ago

Save it all up for your wedding night. Let the sperms fight for dominance in the milk jug, that only the strongest and fittest sperm survives to merge with the egg.

[-] Wizard_Pope@lemmy.world 4 points 2 weeks ago

this might be of interest to you.

[-] Twig@sopuli.xyz 11 points 2 weeks ago

"I do not avoid women, Mandrake...but I do deny them my essence."

[-] AFC1886VCC@reddthat.com 8 points 2 weeks ago

Semen is a bit like lending someone less than $5, you can't really ask for it back

this post was submitted on 28 Feb 2025
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