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"Definitely never seen this type of response to a FOIA request," quipped one journalist.

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[-] RejZoR@lemmy.ml 155 points 2 months ago

They are literally fucking up entire US government.

[-] lectricleopard@lemmy.world 109 points 2 months ago
[-] p03locke@lemmy.dbzer0.com 63 points 2 months ago

Yep:

“I don’t want to abolish government. I simply want to reduce it to the size where I can drag it into the bathroom and drown it in the bathtub.” — Grover Norquist

That was 25 years ago. It's always been their plan. They want to dismantle democracy and replace it with a corporatocracy, oligarchy, or similar authoritarian structure.

[-] in4apenny@lemmy.dbzer0.com 3 points 2 months ago

Americans wouldn't let that happen.

Right, Americans?

[-] TheBat@lemmy.world 5 points 2 months ago

Of course! Isn't this situation what the second amendment is for? 🤔

[-] Cethin@lemmy.zip 12 points 2 months ago

It's the situation they claim it's for, but no it isn't. The second amendment is to have a militia ready to defend the nation in case of invasion. Militias were the norm at the time, not standing professional armies, which the newly founded tiny union of states certainly didn't expect to have. That time came and went though and some people carried the corpse of the second amendment and turned it into something else that it clearly isn't.

[-] BenLeMan@lemmy.world 3 points 2 months ago

To be fair, it wasn't some people but the majority opinion of Chief Justice Antonin Scalia in DC v. Heller (2008) that swept away the militia part as a mere "prefatory clause". 😔

[-] frezik@midwest.social 3 points 2 months ago

There's one more step that brings it back to the same place. The thinking behind standing armies is that they would be used for tyranny. The reason for loosely connected militias is that there isn't a singular guy who is Commander-in-Chief of all of them. There was even attempts at a militia Navy, which is a hilarious idea to me ("Got my musket and my rowboat. Off to defend the motherland!" Rows up to 28-gun British heavy frigate)

It's not a practical system of defense in the modern age. It barely was back then.

[-] 5in1k@lemm.ee 3 points 2 months ago

When it’s not single digits and ice storming in a couple weeks I think people are going to take to the streets. Everyone I talk to is pissed except the unreachable morons.

[-] Bieren@lemmy.world 1 points 2 months ago

All the maga 2nd amendment bible beaters that voted for the talking Cheeto are too busy kicking their wife and jerking off to pics of trump to worry about anything.

"I don't want to abolish government. I just want to have the ability to abolish the government on a whim. Whether the government just so happens to be abolished or not after that is up to the direction of the wind and whether the sun gets in my eyes."

[-] Kalysta@lemm.ee 1 points 2 months ago

No. They want to make it small enough to fit in a woman’s uterus because that’s all they give a shit about regulating

[-] spaghettiwestern@sh.itjust.works 69 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago)

Part of the GOP plan. First fuck up government so completely it doesn't work, then scream that government doesn't work and should be defunded and shut down.

[-] TachyonTele@lemm.ee 22 points 2 months ago

Exactly. Destroying the government is thier wet dream.

[-] BlemboTheThird@lemmy.ca 10 points 2 months ago

Well, not all of the government. Just the parts that could hold them accountable for anything they do.

[-] p03locke@lemmy.dbzer0.com 12 points 2 months ago

I think at this point, it's all of the government. If it can be privatized, why wouldn't they push to eliminate that sector of the government and then install their own corporate entities?

[-] BlemboTheThird@lemmy.ca 3 points 2 months ago

Sure, they'll privatize what they can, but they need a way to keep those corporate entities in line. They don't want to give up their own power, and their power lies in their position in government. If they go too far, they risk being thrown under the bus themselves. They'll need to leave the treasury intact, at least, along with some kind of enforcement arm. Maybe we'll see some drastic restructuring of the military soon.

[-] p03locke@lemmy.dbzer0.com 2 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago)

There is more power in being a billionaire than there is with being in a position of government. Trump is a useful idiot, but even he didn't actually want to win the (first) election. He wanted the fame, and wanted to continue pushing this idea of "well, if I won then...", as its own media circuit and tours. Instead, he actually won, and it disappointed him.

Elon doesn't want to be a government employee permanently. He wants to be there just long enough that he can siphon the nation's money into his pockets.

The real power is in wealth, because the government is powerless.

[-] frezik@midwest.social 2 points 2 months ago

Because the central guy can't control those corporate entities directly. He primarily wields political power, not financial power. There's a tension between the two.

Musk (financial power) is currently winning out over Steve Bannon (political power). Musk doing that Nazi salute brought a lot of MAGA people underneath him who were otherwise getting worried that Musk was the wrong kind of authoritarian.

Financial power might win in the end, and the reason is that Trump is a doddering old man. This is unique; it's not quite following the same script as Nazi Germany, where Hitler was relatively young and still had the same mental faculties he always did (even if those faculties were twisted).

[-] p03locke@lemmy.dbzer0.com 2 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago)

This is unique; it’s not quite following the same script as Nazi Germany, where Hitler was relatively young and still had the same mental faculties he always did (even if those faculties were twisted).

Don't get it wrong: Hitler was fucking stupid. Not quite on Trump's level, but he was extremely arrogant, pushed his shitty book during his reign just to earn a lot of money, didn't listen to his generals, and got the people around him so scared of bad opinions that they all turned into Yes Men.

All you need in this world to achieve power is overconfidence and enough money to enchant a following.

[-] frezik@midwest.social 1 points 2 months ago

Dumb, but he was like, there.

Just look at that press conference with Musk. Trump looks defeated and tired. Musk's crotchspawn mumbles something to Trump that was probably insulting, and he's just, like, whatever. Musk was completely in charge. Hitler didn't do big appearances where he let some big business leader do all the talking while looking like he wants to take a nap.

[-] ivanafterall@lemmy.world 1 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago)

Yeah, the first Trump term was the cutesy "let's get a lil richer u guys" stuff. This is the real shit. The first purges of the past often didn't involve death--just shoving out academics, government employees, disloyal party members, etc.

[-] Kalysta@lemm.ee 1 points 2 months ago

What these techbro assholes don’t get it that cyberpunk is supposed to be a warning. Not a guide.

[-] fuckingkangaroos@lemm.ee 6 points 2 months ago

I think the driving forces are more likely sociopathic corporate interests that want deregulation and foreign adversaries who want to see the US government dismantled (and allies driven away, and growing social division)

[-] spaghettiwestern@sh.itjust.works 3 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago)

You mean the GOP and their supporters?

[-] FlashMobOfOne@lemmy.world 15 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago)

Not entirely true.

All these firings are likely going to result in classaction lawsuits, and the judiciary (so far) has been very responsive to Trump's power grabs. You'll recall they shut him down on DOGE's Treasury incursion, birthright citizenship, and the funding freeze. (Among others)

It may seem like everything's fucked up, but that's only because your social media feed and executive orders create chaos faster than the judiciary can check it.

[-] p03locke@lemmy.dbzer0.com 12 points 2 months ago

All these firings are likely going to result in classaction lawsuits, and the judiciary (so far) has been very responsive to Trump’s power grabs. You’ll recall they shut him down on DOGE’s Treasury incursion, birthright citizenship, and the funding freeze. (Among others)

Yeah, good luck with that in 2-4 years, when those lawsuits pan out. And then they get appealed to the Supreme Court, where the GOP-majority lapdogs say "yessir" and rule in favor of chaos.

We couldn't even get Trump convicted of criminal charges in time. What makes you think the judiciary is going to save us?

[-] FlashMobOfOne@lemmy.world -3 points 2 months ago

GOP-majority lapdogs say “yessir”

Historically speaking, on some issues yes, and on some issues no.

They weren't a rubber stamp in his first term, most notably on health care, but we'll see. The culture's different now and no one can really say how the lawsuits will go, but SCOTUS can't take every case that's going to come through.

[-] Katana314@lemmy.world 2 points 2 months ago

You may want a more recent news update before you claim the judiciary has been responsive. Judge Tanya Chutkan, the same one who ruled against insurrection charges "because we don't prosecute sitting presidents", just blocked the multi-state lawsuit requesting DOGE be restrained.

https://www.cnn.com/2025/02/18/politics/doge-temporary-restraining-order-chutkan/index.html

[-] FlashMobOfOne@lemmy.world 0 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago)

Yep, I know.

Doesn't change facts. The judiciary is, by and large, clocking these unconstitutional power grabs. It just takes time, and you all are doomscrolling and pretending checks and balances no longer apply despite the abundant display to the contrary.

[-] Kalysta@lemm.ee 1 points 2 months ago

The judiciary has entered temporary restraining orders. No one has declared his power grab straight out illegal yet.

And when they do he’ll just ignore it. The courts are dogs with no teeth.

[-] jagged_circle@feddit.nl 0 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago)

No, they are NOT literally fucking the US government. They are figuratively fucking up the entire US government.

Literally fucking up the US government would be some kind of orgy at the Senate. Or a bukkae of The Statue of Liberty.

[-] aeternum@lemmy.blahaj.zone 8 points 2 months ago

protip: if you're gonna criticise another's words, make sure you don't make any typos. Just sayin'

[-] jagged_circle@feddit.nl 1 points 2 months ago

Typos are less of a concern than spreading misinformation. Saying someone is doing something literally when they are doing it figuratively is dangerous misinformation.

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