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pain plant
(lemmy.dbzer0.com)
A place for majestic STEMLORD peacocking, as well as memes about the realities of working in a lab.
Rules
This is a science community. We use the Dawkins definition of meme.
Tobacco plants: produce nicotine, a toxic alkaloid
Humans: imma smoke that shiiiiit
Humans: I will now cultivate you, export you, protect you and make sure you're growing well so I can keep smoking you despite a 50% chance of dying from it.
Tobacco clearly has the last laugh in this story.
Well, it's not like we're immortal if we abstain.
I am
With a name like The Fartographer, I'm inclined to believe you. ๐
Until proof to the contrary, so am I
Let's go fight in an epic clash of the immortals! First one to die, loses!
I dunno, it could go on forever
Every second I've lived so far, I haven't died, so if we simply take that pattern and extrapolate it for each future second...
One or two particular strains out of the entire vast diversity of tobacco plants is having the last laugh.
We like our poisons in just the rights amounts.