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[-] Venus_Ziegenfalle@feddit.org 24 points 2 weeks ago

Humans: I will now cultivate you, export you, protect you and make sure you're growing well so I can keep smoking you despite a 50% chance of dying from it.

Tobacco clearly has the last laugh in this story.

[-] Faydaikin@beehaw.org 7 points 2 weeks ago

Tobacco clearly has the last laugh in this story.

Well, it's not like we're immortal if we abstain.

[-] thefartographer@lemm.ee 7 points 2 weeks ago
[-] Faydaikin@beehaw.org 8 points 2 weeks ago

With a name like The Fartographer, I'm inclined to believe you. ๐Ÿ‘

[-] moody@lemmings.world 4 points 2 weeks ago

Until proof to the contrary, so am I

[-] thefartographer@lemm.ee 3 points 2 weeks ago

Let's go fight in an epic clash of the immortals! First one to die, loses!

[-] moody@lemmings.world 3 points 2 weeks ago

I dunno, it could go on forever

[-] CarbonIceDragon@pawb.social 3 points 2 weeks ago

Every second I've lived so far, I haven't died, so if we simply take that pattern and extrapolate it for each future second...

[-] tetris11@feddit.uk 1 points 2 weeks ago

Tobacco clearly has the last laugh in this story.

One or two particular strains out of the entire vast diversity of tobacco plants is having the last laugh.

this post was submitted on 21 Mar 2025
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