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There are manipulative people, of both sexes, who lie for sex.
That being said, Epididymal Hypertension (aka blue balls) is a real thing and not an urban legend only used to manipulate people.
As I would say: Buddy, there's your hand and there's the bathroom and if you need it, here's the wifi password.
Sure, it doesn't entitle anyone to sex.
I was just pointing out that it's just not as simple as "That's just a thing people say to guilt trip others into sex."
Reminds me of a joke somewhere.
One day the Queen* comes to visit a hospital. During the tour, she glances into one of the rooms and sees a man masturbating. Shocked, she asks the nurses that tour her around "What in heaven's name is that‽"
The nurse quickly guides her away and replies "That patient has a condition where he needs to ejeaculate regularly, and when you've gotta, you've gotta. He's been given a private room to not bother the other patients."
Some time later they walk by another room, where there's a patient receiving oral stimulation from an attractive nurse. Shocked, she looks at the nurses who tour her around and asks "What the- what is going on in here‽"
The nurse answers: "same condition as the other guy, better insurance."
* replace for whatever head of state or high ranking official you'd like.