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[-] LuckingFurker@lemmy.blahaj.zone 224 points 2 months ago

Why would anyone need to pick another option? That would seduce the heck out of me

[-] ddash@lemmy.dbzer0.com 140 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago)

I think you can also interpret it that she wanted to hear what she missed.

[-] LuckingFurker@lemmy.blahaj.zone 87 points 2 months ago

Well that's just greedy. But I'll accept it

[-] latenightnoir@lemmy.blahaj.zone 60 points 2 months ago

That's when you slap the "one per date" card on the table;)

[-] lostme@lemmy.world 16 points 2 months ago
[-] jballs@sh.itjust.works 29 points 2 months ago

Jokes on her. The recipe is iron and animal bones to make a sweet axe.

[-] koper@feddit.nl 21 points 2 months ago

That would be a great follow-up joke.

Now if she chooses the dirty pickup line, you respond with "girl, are you a viking steel crucible? 'Cause I'd put a bone in you."

[-] jballs@sh.itjust.works 17 points 2 months ago

And then if she chooses the cheesy pickup line:

Girl, are you made of iron and animal bones? Because you've got all the elements to forge a bond stronger than a Viking axe.

[-] dutchkimble@lemy.lol 1 points 2 months ago

So she wants the D?

[-] False@lemmy.world 8 points 2 months ago

I believe the proper response is "No".

[-] zerofk@lemm.ee 3 points 2 months ago

I would agree if not for the flagrant grammatical error. That is a huge turnoff.

[-] suite403@lemmy.world 1 points 2 months ago

Just means they didn't copy paste an interesting fact.

[-] jenesaisquoi@feddit.org 1 points 2 months ago

"pick a another"

[-] frigidaphelion@lemmy.world 3 points 2 months ago

heckin' seduced

[-] Rachelhazideas@lemmy.world 3 points 2 months ago

Because this is fake.

[-] FriendBesto@lemmy.ml 3 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago)

I do not know, there could be the option of a very sexy cheesecake recipe.

[-] TheDoozer@lemmy.world 2 points 2 months ago

So, like... a cheesecake recipe?

[-] GoodLuckToFriends@lemmy.today 1 points 2 months ago

If I wanted to eat slightly warm or cold cheese, I'd pick better options than cream cheese. You gotta dress up a cheesecake to make it anything but mundane.

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