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Anon contracts herpes
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Anon, who'd you get the BJ from? They can't give it to you again...
This is a common misconception and the leading cause of Turbo herpes outbreaks.
Stay safe kids
Source?
Um, it happened to a friend of mine
it's the same with turbo aids and turbo autism
I had two autistic roommates in college, and somehow I got out of there with only a mild infection.
Make sure you sign up to be an organ donor. If you ever get hit by a bus, RFK can eat your corpse so the worm can study your immunity and move us one step closer to a cure.
Turbo AIDS? You know that is just a made up name, right?
Everyone knows it's called Super AIDS™
You can't get it multiple times from the same partner unless it's hsv-1,and even then it's rare after you've built up a resistance to the virus and they'd need to be in an active outbreak.
But yes, you can migrate the location of hsv1, the most common herpes type (incorrectly referred to as oral herpes). You want to be especially careful if it migrates to your facial area beyond your mouth/lips as occular herpes can cause blindness, and if it spreads to your nose and brain, there's a real chance you could die.
These are rare in first world countries though and are typically seen in places without access to clean water and sanitation.
Source? The same cock they sucked the first time, obviously