Apparently I am this obtuse

I bought a plain black wallet at walmart because idgaf.

Apparently this is a "man's wallet" and its completely reasonable for my coworkers to ponder why I have borrowed my husband's wallet for [insert coworker bonding activity]

I did not get this memo. Apparently I need a guide to acting "normal" and like a ciswoman even though I am a ciswoman. My debit card couldn't care less about where it lives.

I don't really think this comment has anything to do with yours. I just felt like venting. Sorry.

All wallets remind me of vaginas. They are flappy things, and you put stuff in them.