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[-] Xenomorph@hexbear.net 29 points 3 months ago

Birds can tell when you're creepy around women. That's why they always land on the finger of a princess frolicking in the woods. Jordan Peterson taught me that.

[-] Wheaties@hexbear.net 22 points 3 months ago

up-yours-woke-moralists These leftist would have you believe that woodland critters can't intuit the chaotic nature of the feminine. It's... sorry... it's just such a frightening position, you can understand why I'm a little misty eyed just at the thought.