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[-] prole@hexbear.net 21 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago)

This is incorrect. Donatello would clearly be a communist because he's my favorite and I'm a communist. Plus surely he would believe in things like climate change? Scientific socialism???

I think Raphael is just as likely to be a magat. Seems like the type who would say he used to be a leftist, but all the "gender stuff" forced him to be a Republican. I'm basing all of this on the original cartoon, though. Maybe the newer versions are different.

Michaelangelo probably doesn't even think about politics at all. Leonardo is basically Obama.

[-] the_q@lemm.ee 4 points 2 months ago

You watch your filthy mouth about Raph...

[-] prole@hexbear.net 1 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago)

I'm sure the first time a woman rejected him he joined the red pill subreddit

[-] the_q@lemm.ee 1 points 2 months ago

Cowabunga it is then...

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