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U.S. Military Bans Men With Girl Names From Combat
(theonion.com)
Banned? DM Wmill to appeal.
No anti-nautilism posts. See: Eco-fascism Primer
Slop posts go in c/slop. Don't post low-hanging fruit here.
You'd think with their recruiting numbers in the red and their weird hard-on for even more war as entire the torrent that will be climate catastrophe they'd be treating this shit like Starship Troopers and taking whomever they can get.
Too precious to risk in combat
The Onion's comedic track record is untouchable. W's for 20+ years.
this is what they want to take from us