WASHINGTON—In a move that significantly restricts the eligibility of thousands of American troops to fight for their country on the front lines, senior U.S. military officials announced Wednesday that all men with girl names would now be forbidden from serving in combat roles.
The ban, which goes into effect immediately, prohibits male personnel with clearly feminine names like Jamie, Sandy, and Alexis from serving in all artillery, infantry, and armored units. According to a Defense Department memo, the military is less effective as a fighting force when it deploys men named Francis, Sloan, Carol, or Loren in active conflict zones.
You got me. It's just so plausible at this point, I ate it.
At this point, it wouldn't surprise me if they're getting their policy ideas from The Onion.
I know, right? If it's insane, it might actually come from El Trump.
Remember ths time a persident could be impeached for having his c0ck sucked by an intern.
I mean, Trump has been impeached and just like with Clinton, it doesn't matter.
https://thehill.com/policy/defense/5303059-military-adds-gender-dysphoria-screening-to-troops-annual-physical-amid-transgender-ban/
As if joining a men’s only organization - sleep with, shower with, eat every meal with, roll around in the mud with - isn’t the gayest shit ever. Shut it all down and settle your disputes the good old fashion pissing contest way; whoever holds 2L of beer the longest.
It’s not gay, if you say no homo.
Replace Semper Fi with No Homo and you’ve got a deal.
Bruhhhh