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FULLY-anatomically correct, and I'm a professional method actor. I have my own car batteries if you want me to battle. Not one corporate retreat or wedding needs a serious Pikachu impersonator? Hit me up.

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[-] infuziSporg@hexbear.net 25 points 6 days ago

You said 'Anatomically correct Pikachu'...

[-] happybadger@hexbear.net 12 points 6 days ago

Much higher quality. Those are low-grade.

[-] Awoo@hexbear.net 9 points 6 days ago

Is that a fucking bouncy castle entrance?

[-] miz@hexbear.net 14 points 6 days ago

no, it's a bouncy castle fucking entrance

[-] WizardOfLoneliness@hexbear.net 9 points 6 days ago

How do things like this get made and nobody goes "hey, wait"

[-] AntifaSuperWombat@hexbear.net 9 points 6 days ago

Because not everyone has such a perverted mind like you, smh. madeline-smug

Or alternatively, they have one that’s even more perverted. That’s also possible.

[-] D61@hexbear.net 7 points 6 days ago

I "do" because I "can". I worry not about whether I "should."

[-] jack@hexbear.net 4 points 6 days ago

it's just kids playin

[-] NephewAlphaBravo@hexbear.net 4 points 6 days ago

If these were anatomically correct they would have the heart shaped tail

[-] romaselli@lemmygrad.ml 1 points 4 days ago

Maybe this pikachu is trans and had tail masculinization surgery you BIGOT

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