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[-] Dagwood222@lemm.ee 13 points 1 week ago

I owe...

It's off to work I go...

I gotta get paid,

If I wanna get laid...

I owe,

Oh, how much I owe!

[-] peoplebeproblems@midwest.social 8 points 1 week ago

I get that paid and laid rhyme, but it's sort of a stretch to connect getting laid to getting paid.

I mean there are plenty of unemployed and unemployable people getting action. maybe like

Burn the midnight oil

So I don't eat soil

[-] jqubed@lemmy.world 5 points 1 week ago

I’ve previously heard:

I owe, I owe, it’s off to jail I go
Don’t ever mess with the IRS
I owe! I owe, I owe, I owe!

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