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they cant march at all lmao
Yup. Drill and Ceremony isn't really practiced once you get to your unit. It's widely viewed as a silly waste of time. For change of command ceremonies we would get like two or three days of practice, and most of that was standing around in the heat praying someone locks their knees and passes out. Judging from r/army posts, a lot of guys had just the three days of practice. Add in how no one wants to be at a dog and pony show, and you get very sloppy marching. Sucks2suck tbh, they deserve worse.
Why, what happens when someone locks their knees and passes out?
It's entertainment. It never stops being funny. It's slapstick comedy that briefly breaks the monotony of hours of standing at attention or parade rest while the colonels and generals practice fellating themselves. Sometimes they fall face first. Sometimes they fall on the person in front or behind them and we get to see two people knocked on their ass. Sometimes they crumple straight to the ground. And after they pass out, we get to see medics scramble to drag their ass to the aid station. We struggle to hold laughter in. Then the fun is over and we're back to fantasizing about the stage collapsing during the speeches.
I always liked that picture of someone in the British Army collapsing, and everyone else just stands there.