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Worse than having teeth. Imagine having two giant teeth, but they're built in there even more firmly so it sucks even worse if something goes wrong, and also they extend like half a foot or more outside your face. And you're supposed to use it to eat? Fucking awful. Look at videos of toucans trying to eat. They've spent their whole lives practicing and it still looks awkward, like they're doing their best not to fuck it up

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[-] Belly_Beanis@hexbear.net 16 points 1 day ago

Not our fault you can't use chopsticks. Imagine how much easier eating chips would be if you had opposable thumbs.

[-] ZWQbpkzl@hexbear.net 16 points 1 day ago

Beaks are chopsticks on your face.

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