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[-] BanSwitch2Buyers@hexbear.net 26 points 6 days ago* (last edited 6 days ago)

I literally can't. I've made a big sign that I carry out and about that says "LOOKING FOR A SWITCH2-FREE GIRL FRIEND" and I've only met one woman with it and she had a Switch2 and said she thought I was joking and I said I definitely wasn't and then a bunch of stuff that my lawyer told me not to talk about happened.

Sucks.

[-] BanSwitch2Buyers@hexbear.net 19 points 6 days ago

Imagining my future girlfriend coming home with a Switch 2 box. I freak out. She says "look inside the box." I look. It's a wedding ring. She asks "will you marry me?"

I say no. How fucking dare you ruin this moment with your little scheme.

[-] RNAi@hexbear.net 10 points 6 days ago

Switch 2 is apparently really bad tho

[-] SchillMenaker@hexbear.net 10 points 6 days ago

Is it as bad as The Patriarchy?

[-] BanSwitch2Buyers@hexbear.net 11 points 6 days ago

I'm going to say it.

The Switch 2 is patriarchal.

No, I will not explain.

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