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Hetero-fellas, the bar is THIS low, y'all can do it
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this is actually demonic
I proposed to my wife by kidnapping her and putting her in a custom built underground cell for a week depriving her of natural light and only feeding her white rice and Gatorade. Every night I'd blast the theme song to Barney at full volume into the cell.
Finally I came down in a mask with a box and told her she had to see what was inside, and sure enough it was a ring.
She said no, and now im doing five years in prison 
smh you forgot to put high doses of LSD into the gatorade
#GamersRiseUp #MGTOW
I literally can't. I've made a big sign that I carry out and about that says "LOOKING FOR A SWITCH2-FREE GIRL FRIEND" and I've only met one woman with it and she had a Switch2 and said she thought I was joking and I said I definitely wasn't and then a bunch of stuff that my lawyer told me not to talk about happened.
Sucks.
Imagining my future girlfriend coming home with a Switch 2 box. I freak out. She says "look inside the box." I look. It's a wedding ring. She asks "will you marry me?"
I say no. How fucking dare you ruin this moment with your little scheme.
Switch 2 is apparently really bad tho
Is it as bad as The Patriarchy?
I'm going to say it.
The Switch 2 is patriarchal.
No, I will not explain.
are you saying I should cancel my plans to fake an active shooting to propose to my gf
Bro what the fuck
Look ive had some bad ideas before but at least I never got close to this
how did this moron get a first date?
bar is below hell tbh
wouldn't know, i haven't had an in-person conversation outside of immediate family in years
I already told my boyfriend, if I didn’t have him, I’d have chosen the bear a long time ago. I know he wouldn’t do anything like this to me. We haven’t had the marriage conversation though.
Then the mock ICE raid proposal is gonna be a real surprise
Jesus Christ. I clicked on it thinking about a story Boonta Vista covered where a dude ran a stop sign on campus intending to be pulled over by the campus cop for his "prom-posal" (Americans, you are insane) and seriously injuring another student on a motorbike but this is so much worse. Men are broken tbh. Not in like a redemptive way or anything we just really fucking suck.
Destroying countless of lives in order to get faster to the ritual of asking in the cringest possible way "Would you go to a party with me where afterwards it's still nowadays implied we fuck"
Incredibly fucked up but also so funny at the same time
Jesus Christ, what could possess a man to do that
The Clint Eastwood gif in the original thread is most appropriate.
What the FUCK
This is grounds for murder tbh. Straight up mock execution
check the one I posted last year with the same title, let me grab it for ya
They're lucky someone didn't walk into the store, see a guy pointing a gun at people cowering on the floor, then open fire with a real gun, thinking they're saving the lives of three people. Like holy shit there's so much that can go wrong here. Especially if some cop saw this going down and decided this was the perfect time to spray and pray a store.
This can't be fucking real. Holy shit what the actual fuck.
coming around to the conclusion that the cishets have never been okay
didn't watch the whole thing, did she still say yes?
She did 
Marrying the love of my life at the waffle house parking lot
I think she said yes cause she thought they were both gonna die... Right
of course.. this is how chuds are able to reproduce
I'd say yes just to take the ring, sell that bitch, buy some Pabst and just get tanked.
What a fucking clown.
M'am the beer is going to treat you way better than he is.
How the absolute fuck is this considered attractive?
Ah yeah Inside Edition, being classy since forever.
he is hacking the suspension bridge effect.
Lmao. 
Connor O'Malley?
meanwhile, i'm like
My database does not encompass the dynamics of human pair bonding.
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this post was submitted on 02 Jul 2025
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