assistant professor

no tenured spots available, desperately looking for a career change

economics

BFA in haruspicy

article from 2023, event from 2021

Leave this nobody to his incredibly dull career writing papers hypothesizing that data can tell us that people shop more at holidays. Riveting stuff. Failed to pivot to right wing grift, failed to get on the right part of the AI grift.

Yet more proof that economists have never successfully predicted anything ever.

EDIT: Also, this terribly written (or slopped) article appears to be on some kind of anti-abortion site, so maybe let's vet our materials a little better. 😩