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I've opened the zip tie on a new pair of kitchen scissors with a lighter at work before
Chef walks in: "What the fuck are you doing?"
Me: "I didn't want to blunt my knife opening the zip tie"
Chef: "Use a beater [knife] you dumbass"
Me: "They're on the other side of the kitchen! I'm already halfway through melting it!"
Chef sighs then leaves