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Glub Shitto 
Glub Zippo
if that story is even half true, Glub is the dumbest motherfucker in the history of civilization.
Is the leafblower okay?
Critical support to zip ties in their struggle against the IOF
What the hell is he doing with his hands? Anyway, I hope they stay that way.
Throwing up the East Side sign, but more than likely has no connection to an East Side but just doing it because he's trying to look cool.
They don't carry a knife to cut zip ties around there or something? Looney tunes ass colonial force.
Kitted out in billions of dollars of usa taxpayer money and no one has shears in their bag.
or a brain between their ears, evidently
trying to burn open highly flammable stuff 
Cutting a zip tie with a lighter?
Bullshit lmao
tbf i have seen someone do that, not on something extremely flammable though
also the person i saw do that wasn't a soldier that almost certainly has a fucking combat knife on him
I've opened the zip tie on a new pair of kitchen scissors with a lighter at work before
Chef walks in: "What the fuck are you doing?"
Me: "I didn't want to blunt my knife opening the zip tie"
Chef: "Use a beater [knife] you dumbass"
Me: "They're on the other side of the kitchen! I'm already halfway through melting it!"
Chef sighs then leaves
✌️catching fire✌️
Conflagrate the IOF
Many people are saying it
Mmmm.. Fire-roasted cum...
Getting conscripted into the colonial death korps and being assigned leafblower duty, and dying anyway
- leafblower master sergeant
zip ties are hamas???
A 13 year old sergeant lmao
Damn, nicknamed after the sound a goldfish makes and they were still being too kind 
A Sergeant and yet too dumb to not light a fuel can on fire. Really the best of the best.
i know he didn't die but i hope they got his cum anyway, just in case.
I first thought he lost some fingers 🤦
He still might
Looks like he glubbed up
Is it minor injuries or critical condition? Lmao
owie owie owie
Uncritical support to comrade Zip Tie for anti-colonial aktion
this post was submitted on 04 Aug 2025
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