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My healthcare plan was "hope I don't get sick" (hexbear.net)

submitted 4 weeks ago by Yuritopiaposadism@hexbear.net to c/chapotraphouse@hexbear.net

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[-] DragonBallZinn@hexbear.net 108 points 4 weeks ago* (last edited 4 weeks ago)

They’re not refusing to work, dipshit. You’re not hiring.

Everyone wants to work, it’s the single most popular activity in all of human history. Unemployed people are people who are muscled out of the economy because the pork aren’t hiring? Why hire when all the work is getting done?

Besides, maybe we just want to be more like porky. Be a lazy fuck who wants to twiddle their thumbs all day. If porky hates to hire and wants his business to stay microscopic. Then why the fuck should poor people hand out labor solely because “it’s the right thing to do”.

If porky is our god, why should we not take porky’s logic and always obsess over getting the best deal possible regardless of who’s getting soaked? Nice superstructure you made, piggo. Enjoy your consequences you disgusting pig.

[-] NephewAlphaBravo@hexbear.net 68 points 4 weeks ago

if porky's job is "job creator" then he's doing a real shit job and we should fire him

[-] Meltyheartlove@hexbear.net 57 points 4 weeks ago

Yeah we should fire at him luigi-dance

[-] NephewAlphaBravo@hexbear.net 54 points 4 weeks ago

[-] TheBroodian@hexbear.net 28 points 4 weeks ago

I wish somebody would combine this with the dark souls "You Died" screen

[-] stink@lemmygrad.ml 27 points 4 weeks ago

[-] TheBroodian@hexbear.net 12 points 4 weeks ago

Fucking lmao thank you!

[-] D61@hexbear.net 4 points 4 weeks ago

rat-salute

[-] D61@hexbear.net 4 points 4 weeks ago

Or the GTA "Wasted"

[-] Collatz_problem@hexbear.net 6 points 4 weeks ago

anakin-padme-2 Fire him out of a giant gun, right?

[-] goferking0@lemmy.sdf.org 46 points 4 weeks ago

There's also the fact so many employers don't want to have people employed enough to require them to provide it as an option.

How many workers simply don't qualify because they don't get enough hours to qualify as full time?

[-] BountifulEggnog@hexbear.net 43 points 4 weeks ago

Everyone wants to work

I could find other things to fill my day with tbh

[-] Blakey@hexbear.net 30 points 4 weeks ago

If none of them are in any way productive you'll almost certainly get bored sooner or later. People like doing things that matter. Work doesn't have to mean a job!