Sexy (hexbear.net)

submitted 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago) by Dort_Owl@hexbear.net to c/chapotraphouse@hexbear.net

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Huminah huminah huminah BOIOIOIOING awoooooga

Oh shit I'm gonna auto-sexiiiiiiiing hrrrrgh!

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[-] Dort_Owl@hexbear.net 2 points 1 week ago

Jealous?

[-] Belly_Beanis@hexbear.net 4 points 1 week ago

Of what? Your bean-shaped birds? I have actual beans I can look at IRL.

[-] Dort_Owl@hexbear.net 2 points 1 week ago

I keep telling you, those beans can't smooch you back!

[-] Belly_Beanis@hexbear.net 4 points 1 week ago

But I don't want to smooch them. I want to eat them bird-screm-2

[-] Keld@hexbear.net 3 points 1 week ago

Eating is just advanced smooching

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