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submitted 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago) by Dort_Owl@hexbear.net to c/chapotraphouse@hexbear.net

Huminah huminah huminah BOIOIOIOING awoooooga

Oh shit I'm gonna auto-sexiiiiiiiing hrrrrgh!

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[-] Keld@hexbear.net 7 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago)

What does auto-sexing mean in this context? Immediately visible difference between male and female birds?

Edit: Oh shit it does! I'm so fucking smort

[-] Dort_Owl@hexbear.net 2 points 1 week ago

I have no idea I just thought it was funny

[-] Belly_Beanis@hexbear.net 4 points 1 week ago

This should be marked NSFW. Why are you posting your porn stash here anyway?

[-] Dort_Owl@hexbear.net 2 points 1 week ago
[-] Belly_Beanis@hexbear.net 4 points 1 week ago

Of what? Your bean-shaped birds? I have actual beans I can look at IRL.

[-] Dort_Owl@hexbear.net 2 points 1 week ago

I keep telling you, those beans can't smooch you back!

[-] Belly_Beanis@hexbear.net 4 points 1 week ago

But I don't want to smooch them. I want to eat them bird-screm-2

[-] Keld@hexbear.net 3 points 1 week ago

Eating is just advanced smooching

[-] userofnames@hexbear.net 4 points 1 week ago

imagine getting post through carrier pigeons and it's this

[-] tim_curry@hexbear.net 4 points 1 week ago

Website blocked in the UK imminent

[-] Dort_Owl@hexbear.net 2 points 1 week ago

No allowed to auto-sex Texas in UK smh

[-] AnarchoBolshevik@lemmygrad.ml 4 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago)
[-] segfault11@hexbear.net 3 points 1 week ago

everything’s bigger in texas 😏

[-] batsforpeace@hexbear.net 3 points 1 week ago
[-] Aradino@hexbear.net 2 points 1 week ago
this post was submitted on 24 Aug 2025
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