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holy fucking shit, my coworker just said the funniest shit ever (hexbear.net)

submitted 1 month ago by LeeeroooyJeeenkiiins@hexbear.net to c/chapotraphouse@hexbear.net

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He's talking to this other chuddy coworker and they're talking about the American flag for some reason and all of a sudden he's just like "how many stars and how many stripes do you think you could take off of there before anybody starts to notice" and like oh my god holy shit it just killed me

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[-] regul@hexbear.net 36 points 1 month ago

Relevant story:

My car got towed one time so I walked to the tow yard late at night to get it. The guy in the portable I talked to had a big pre-1959 flag hung up behind him. I pointed it out and he just went "Huh?"

So you can lose at least two stars and nobody would notice.

[-] mendiCAN@hexbear.net 21 points 1 month ago

you noticed!

do you always notice small things like that? considering it was late at night and your definitely had other things on your plate I'm impressed you noticed