Who is your dark horse pick for the 2028 Democratic nomination? Personally I'm hoping for a Mr. Beast / Rahm Emanuel ticket, as the Dems go all-in on Soulless Ghoul Mode. (hexbear.net)

submitted 1 month ago by KurtVonnegut@hexbear.net to c/chapotraphouse@hexbear.net

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Behind the banner is Hunter Biden and Bernie Sanders, FYI. Hunter Biden / Chelsea Clinton would be a great Fail-Child ticket. Although Pritzker / Fetterman would definitely be the best based purely on Large Oaf -ishness.

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[-] miz@hexbear.net 8 points 1 month ago

wE cAn'T sInK tO HiS LeVeL!

[-] Carl@hexbear.net 8 points 1 month ago

What if we get a Dark Obama arc, where he actually does all the shit he talked about in 2007?

[-] miz@hexbear.net 8 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago)

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[-] SchillMenaker@hexbear.net 6 points 1 month ago

Dark Obama arc

This feels like a bait

[-] Carl@hexbear.net 4 points 1 month ago

We were all having fun with the Dark Brandon stuff, if third terms came into play and Barry stepped up they would 100% repurpose these memes onto him.

[-] SchillMenaker@hexbear.net 5 points 1 month ago

You're 100% right about that but right wingers would immediately start calling him Dark Obama as well but for a different reason.

[-] KurtVonnegut@hexbear.net 6 points 1 month ago

I mean, Obama would have to have a "reverse Fetterman stroke" that destroys the liberal/conservative parts of his brain in order for this to become a reality. Obama's words and actions have shown that he has no genuine interest in leftist politics, it was all for show.