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declaring anti-fascism a terrorist organization and decrying the balances of the humors in our modern infants.

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[-] Damarcusart@hexbear.net 50 points 1 week ago

If there's one thing you definitely shouldn't give to babies, it's liquids. Pure solids only for them.

[-] InevitableSwing@hexbear.net 39 points 1 week ago

My baby is sick and refuses to eat her overdone steak even if I cut it up for her. What can I do?

[-] Pentacat@hexbear.net 24 points 1 week ago

Ketchup. Babies love overdone steak smothered in ketchup. It doesn’t count as a liquid that way.

[-] BelieveRevolt@hexbear.net 21 points 1 week ago

You joke, but a while ago there was a thread about people feeding their infant raw meat yikes-1yikes-2yikes-3

[-] InevitableSwing@hexbear.net 22 points 1 week ago

Ack.

I fed my baby generous amounts of steak and seed oil but he died. How did woke get into my house?

[-] Damarcusart@hexbear.net 4 points 1 week ago

Don't you know Seed Oil is dangerous?! You should've fed that baby steak washed down with beef tallow instead!

[-] SoyViking@hexbear.net 19 points 1 week ago

Your baby is gay and woke. It must be sent to military testosterone masculinity camp immediately to learn to shoot guns and drink whiskey.

[-] Damarcusart@hexbear.net 14 points 1 week ago

Clearly your baby is offended by your snowflake choice to cut up the steak, that baby needs to just chew on it like a dog in order to be a real ~~man~~ baby.

[-] came_apart_at_Kmart@hexbear.net 5 points 1 week ago

first you must cook the steak well done and add plenty of ketchup.

this is how our president enjoys his steaks, so this is how your weak baby will consume the steaks necessary to become a powerful, strong man of genius level intelligence.

[-] MeowZedong@lemmygrad.ml 4 points 1 week ago

Solids are not enough, you also need to make sure there are no additives, etc. Feed your baby a live cow.

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