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[-] XxFemboy_Stalin_420_69xX@hexbear.net 46 points 7 months ago

President Donald J. Trump remains in exceptional health, exhibiting strong cardiovascular, pulmonary, neurological, and physical performance.

lmao

[-] LocalOaf@hexbear.net 22 points 7 months ago

The handsome surgeon generals said I can dunk from the free throw line, we love it!

trump-anguish

[-] NephewAlphaBravo@hexbear.net 20 points 7 months ago* (last edited 7 months ago)

fibrillation and seizures are "strong performances"

[-] SacredExcrement@hexbear.net 19 points 7 months ago

I, for one, am completely in favor of him surrounding himself with complete sycophants charged with his health

[-] dumpster_dove@hexbear.net 3 points 7 months ago

He needs his own Theodor Morell

[-] BodyBySisyphus@hexbear.net 18 points 7 months ago

Except for that incident where half his face was melting off and the multiple occasions where his hands got a cadaverous pallor and that one disease where his blood vessels are actively rebelling against having to stay in his body, he's doing fantastic.

[-] TankieTanuki@hexbear.net 15 points 7 months ago* (last edited 7 months ago)

Many people are saying I'm one of the healthiest people of all time! a-little-trolling Neurologicals? Very strong.

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