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You fucking wish.
In reality nudes from women look shit too.
People just generally give women a pass/see women as more attractive for the same equivalent level of attractiveness or effort for the photo. They also feel much more pressured by society to be all "WOW! I've never seen tits in my life!!! Magnifico! β¨β¨π*
Nudes suck.
Thats my hot take.
The fucking suck, the person sending them expects you to receive them like they're gods gift to green earth and they're (the photos, not the person) just mid, so you have to act like you're a pavloved chimpanzee in full caveman mode so excited by this barely lit could be big foot sighting.
At best nudes are an indication the person sending you them wants to fuck.
They're not jerk off material. They're barely semi chub material.
They're just.... mid.
Could be the hottest person imaginable and they'd still be mid.
Its ultimately just a poorly taken picture with poor lighting, with someone who (reasonably) won't be bending over backwards to send you page 34 of the Kama Sutra.
It would be so fucking nice if it was deemed socially appropriate to say "Look lady, I don't need to see a 15th picture of your gooch from the same fucking angle" (but you know, with tact), but instead if you ever were to do that, they'd misinterpret your message as "I'm not all that sexually interested in you" rather than "I'm not all that sexually interested in every piece of evidence there is for extraterrestrial UFOs existing, but in a vaguely human shape".
Just a bit of a rant I hope was humorous but like seriously, I thought a few years back... probably like 15-20 years back, we all kinda agreed that nudes were stupid for security and revenge porn reasons, but now it seems the world is back at it again, for seemingly no reason, because next to no one is actually masturbating to these, and its like, just some fun chatting would get across the same effect or more, because it could display more personal knowledge of the other persons preferences and your desire for them.
Bah.
This guy is receiving way too many nudes
As someone who both loves to see nude dudes, and who gets... not 'pestered' for them, but 'requested, often' for them, either you are getting sent shit-tier pics or you think the mona lisa of tits is a boner-killer.
All I need is a guy, visually or audibly (woof~) enjoying themselves. That's it, that's the core request. I prefer that the camera is focused, that I can see that cock in full-frame for the entire duration, that he's washed his hands and doesn't have crumbs under his fingernails, stuff like that. But if it's hot, at the end of the day I don't give a fuck. And if I can sense that it's got real passion - maybe there's a ton of pictures and I can follow the story, it's building narrative (and need, and leaking precum), the agonizing peak, and the messy finish, fuck yeah. If it has needy, desperate moans, gasps, begging... I might finish before they do.
My own stuff is awful, I know it's awful, I warn others that it is awful. I get told that it's not. I warn people that I'm not attractive, that I'm awkward (I'm chubby and disabled). Again, I get told that it's hot, and am encouraged to keep making new stuff. And the people that I follow, I try to encourage too. Putting yourself out there, in any capacity, is a huge leap of trust. People are awful, and for many exposing themselves like this is scary. I follow people who, like myself, post to the internet where if anyone knows the service you're posting on, or find the link, they can view it. And I also get sent stuff just for me directly, and those I view as even more special. I could be a huge piece of shit and share them with others, but I'm both not a huge piece of shit, and the understanding that someone made content for me because I want them, I crave them, I want to ravage their body until they faint and then keep going (consentually), for example, and they understand and are signaling they want that, too - huff!
You need better stuff to look at, and/or a personal connection to someone who wants to [TV bleep] you until your [bleep] is so exhausted and ruined that that then they are going to [bleep] you until you scream and beg, then get harder and harder until you [bleep] over and over until you are totally dry, and they they are going to focus the attention on themselves for part 2. And they want to document these plans in photographic form, maybe with a captivating video ending. Those are the people you want to find.
Hell yeah brother. Preach it. Hard agree. Since I turned 40 I've started to realize: "this isn't that big of a deal. I'll save my enthusiasm for the opening night".
Titties are nice, it's fine to have them or share them but they're really just bags of fat bolted onto a chest so don't expect me to lose my shit after seeing them for the 20th time.
Thanks for this reminder that I can ardently disagree with someone's opinion and still think absolutely nothing less of them.
Could not disagree more. Nudes don't have to be "jerk of material." That's not why my partners and I send them to each other. They're more for mutual appreciation. We like looking at each other's bodies because we're attracted to each other, not because we're expecting to rub one out. Also, sounds like you/the people you share nudes with need to take better nudes lol. We take excellent photos with excellent lighting (when the mood strikes us). Taking a "photo of your gooch" from the same angle is the woman equivalent of the right side of the meme. We all should know better.
Pose, angle, and lighting, people!
Nudes suck! Please women donβt send me any to change my mind!
Narrator: They didn't.
I think a lot of men genuinely pick bad ways to take nudes. There's "mid pic", then there's "pic from a really bad angle with bad lighting", and especially dick pics tend to be the latter.
Broadly speaking about straight men and women sexting, I think a lot of it falls on men not knowing what their partner may want to see.
I've never once not appreciated a nude. This comment makes no sense
Hear me out: it was clearly a nude taken for someone else likely years before? AITA? Kinda spoiled the in the moment feeling of it all.
God no. The entire point of nudes is that the person took the effort to try to be sexy for you, and is teasing you about what they're implying will happen in the near future.
If they are just posting old nudes to you, thats a bit like someone using their old wedding vows and substituting in your name.
It takes away all the personal intimacy of the interaction.
Totally not the asshole there.