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It's hard to define what "Hexbear" is anymore, with so many of the posts coming from random Lemmy instances. Our brand and subculture are diluted and it shows. A lot more confrontation and friction in threads. So it got me thinking. How can we recapture the authentic sense of what Hexbear is and do something nice for the world as a community?

If you've been watching India's moon mission, you know how happy everyone looks in the footage. They're so proud of their work and the whole nation is congratulating them. Actually the whole world. It's a massive publicity boost and unites an otherwise polarised nation. Well what's stopping us from doing that? Think of all the cool things we could accomplish with a space programme. Designing new rockets, exploring new galaxies, maybe colonising a planet or two as a forum. We would let everyone know what Hexbear represents and could mine asteroids for orbital factories that supply our fleet of ships. One thing we might build is a Dyson Sphere, or maybe even a generation ship to raise the next ten generations of our families together on our way to another solar system. I'm a plant scientist and could probably even grow lettuce in microgravity.

We can do this. I just ask that you trust me and send me the money to do so.

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[-] ThePokeYen@hexbear.net 16 points 1 year ago

yeah man i flew a cardboard rocket to like 1700ft i got u

[-] happybadger@hexbear.net 14 points 1 year ago

That's pretty high. With our collective experience I think we could get a lot higher.

[-] ThePokeYen@hexbear.net 12 points 1 year ago

yeah sure. totally. just send me like a few tens of those millions and ill see what i can do k thx

[-] happybadger@hexbear.net 12 points 1 year ago

It wouldn't be ethical for me to take your money and then give you funds from the Starfleet budget. Instead we'll let you pilot a mining ship and you can harvest all the precious metals you want from asteroids. One asteroid and you're paid back with trillions of dollars of interest.

[-] ThePokeYen@hexbear.net 13 points 1 year ago

And how do you plan to get that mining ship up there?? Ive got u and Hexfleet by the throat now if i dont see the money flowing in by tomorrow morning you will have NOTHING

[-] happybadger@hexbear.net 13 points 1 year ago

I thought that would be common sense. Design a rocket that lowers the cost per kilo into orbit to $10. Then build self-assembling orbital factories to design a basic asteroid harvesting platform. Use the revenue and resources from that to build a mining fleet. Snowball that into full orbital shipyards that can produce thousands of mining ships per day. Then everyone gets paid back.

[-] ThePokeYen@hexbear.net 8 points 1 year ago

you need my hexpertise to accomplish step number 1. no rocket, no factories, no hexfleet. all you have to do is send me 1 billion usd

[-] happybadger@hexbear.net 6 points 1 year ago

I know how to do step 1. Make it cheaper. It's the mining fleet I need help with. I can draw the shapes but need someone to translate those into engineering schematics.

[-] dumpster_dove@hexbear.net 6 points 1 year ago

You should write a get rich quick self-help book sometime. Actually, that could help with funding this endeavor.

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