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[-] Grownbravy@hexbear.net 71 points 5 days ago

"America leads the world in Hitting Yourself in the Dick with A Hammer. China is afaid to smash their dicks with a hammer, why is that?"

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[-] MeetMeAtTheMovies@hexbear.net 46 points 5 days ago

Barely a joke. Incels are hitting their skulls with hammers to adjust their measurehead CRANOPHYSIOLOGY

[-] LeninWeave@hexbear.net 15 points 5 days ago

wait actually?

[-] invo_rt@hexbear.net 17 points 5 days ago

[-] UmbraVivi@hexbear.net 5 points 5 days ago

Yes. According to TikTok, this is supposed to help you get a more defined jawline.

[-] Grownbravy@hexbear.net 16 points 5 days ago

Good year to invest in hammers

[-] Johnny_Arson@hexbear.net 37 points 5 days ago

incredible

[-] Grownbravy@hexbear.net 15 points 5 days ago

as they say "Great minds want to smash their dicks with hammers"

this post was submitted on 07 Feb 2026

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