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[-] Grownbravy@hexbear.net 71 points 4 days ago

"America leads the world in Hitting Yourself in the Dick with A Hammer. China is afaid to smash their dicks with a hammer, why is that?"

jaby-vance

[-] MeetMeAtTheMovies@hexbear.net 46 points 4 days ago

Barely a joke. Incels are hitting their skulls with hammers to adjust their measurehead CRANOPHYSIOLOGY

[-] LeninWeave@hexbear.net 15 points 4 days ago
[-] UmbraVivi@hexbear.net 5 points 4 days ago

Yes. According to TikTok, this is supposed to help you get a more defined jawline.

[-] Grownbravy@hexbear.net 16 points 4 days ago

Good year to invest in hammers

[-] Johnny_Arson@hexbear.net 37 points 4 days ago
[-] Grownbravy@hexbear.net 15 points 4 days ago

as they say "Great minds want to smash their dicks with hammers"

[-] FunkyStuff@hexbear.net 64 points 4 days ago

China leads in the fight against cancer. Is it time for the civilized world to embrace cancer?

[-] FloridaBoi@hexbear.net 47 points 4 days ago

They’re literally doing this with fossil fuels

[-] vegeta1@hexbear.net 10 points 4 days ago

This. Its every bit as batshit as it sounds

[-] happybadger@hexbear.net 71 points 4 days ago

If China isn't buying magic beans, that means the US gets more chances to visit the ogre kingdom in the sky once they grow.

[-] Ram_The_Manparts@hexbear.net 39 points 4 days ago* (last edited 4 days ago)

-Sen. John Fetterman (D-Tel Aviv)

[-] trabpukcip@hexbear.net 54 points 4 days ago

Whenever I see someone doing something smart and successful, I make sure to do the opposite of that

[-] Ram_The_Manparts@hexbear.net 23 points 4 days ago

G*d Bless America

[-] RamenJunkie@midwest.social 20 points 4 days ago

"Naw see, China is dum and unsucessferatin, on account of them being the evil Communists. So we should always not do China thingers."

-- Average American

[-] FnordPrefect@hexbear.net 49 points 4 days ago

Hey Mister Vance! I just heard Xi say that he really hates getting kicked in the nads! Sooo, y'know, maybe lean into that too catgirl-smug

[-] BodyBySisyphus@hexbear.net 30 points 4 days ago

Watching my retirement savings evaporate to own the ~~libs~~ Asiatic menace.

[-] chgxvjh@hexbear.net 3 points 3 days ago

Missed the 69420

[-] Hexamerous@hexbear.net 6 points 4 days ago
[-] BodyBySisyphus@hexbear.net 6 points 3 days ago

Gotta love living in the rugpull economy this-is-fine

[-] oscardejarjayes@hexbear.net 30 points 4 days ago

America is going all in on dumb cryptocurrencies which expose everything (including all of their fraud, lmao), and they don't like Monero. We should be asking ourselves, why is that? Why is our biggest adversary, Big Satan, such an opponent of Monero? If the US government is leaning away from Monero, then maybe we should be using it to fund redacted-1redacted-2, to buy redacted-1redacted-2, all while having it look just like redacted to them.

Bitcoin is an open ledger dependent on extremely heavy computation and a value store backed by nothing, two peak Capitalism brained things to have and put all of your money into. What if you could be one of those gold(futures)bugs, but with an even worse environmental impact? And telling the government exactly where and what your assets are? Generally connected directly to your real identity, and even your real ID? That's also a massive scam in favor of Trump and his friends? Sounds brilliant.

[-] Keld@hexbear.net 35 points 4 days ago

But China is the #2 mining country (I think), even when producing bullshit you still have to outsource it to China.

[-] ComradePedro@lemmy.ml 23 points 4 days ago

This couchfucker’s inability to say anything that’s not a lie is astounding

[-] invo_rt@hexbear.net 8 points 4 days ago

It's up there with Trump repeating that wind energy is a Chinese scam because China makes the windmills and sells them to other countries, but "doesn't use them themselves".

it-is-known

[-] Carl@hexbear.net 14 points 4 days ago

This despite the government ban in 2021. It seems like the government's fine with ignoring it at its current level.

[-] Lussy@hexbear.net 20 points 4 days ago

You don’t like sucking dick? What are you, Chinese?

[-] ShimmeringKoi@hexbear.net 14 points 4 days ago* (last edited 4 days ago)

Let him cook (his own testicles in a deep fryer to own the Chinese)

[-] PearOfJudes@lemmy.ml 6 points 3 days ago

I'm sick of things which are only valuable because people say they are.

this post was submitted on 07 Feb 2026
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