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[-] sepiroth154@feddit.nl 38 points 1 week ago

MAGA walking into a car dealership. I want the worst MPG and something that shows how insecure I am.

[-] LeninWeave@hexbear.net 63 points 1 week ago

"As long as it owns the person who wants the second worst car."

[-] quarrk@hexbear.net 30 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago)

The second worst car is the same model as the worst car, but they add an LGBT bumper sticker and tell you it’s more fuel efficient

Edit: I see someone else already made this joke, oh well

[-] KobaCumTribute@hexbear.net 43 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago)

And it's just the same model as the second worst car, but with the muffler and catalytic converter removed, a bad lift job, and some razor blades welded to the front bumper "in case of pedestrian impact". These are the only differing features that let the second worst car claim that title over this one.

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