This is the most important car purchase in our lifetime though! We need to buy the second shittiest car because then we know the shittiest car is still available next time we do this! This will comparatively make the second shittiest car look better as it's breaks fail and it plows into pedestrians as soon as we drive it off the lot.

If you don’t throw orphans into the orphan crushing machine then a republican might throw them into the machine even faster

Jokes on you, every car on the lot has recalls and backordered parts.

Skull boy still got it

And if they don't get the car or the car is incapable of driving, they blame another customer at the dealership who was trying to buy an EV.

But the heroine of the story is digging underneath the dealership (perhaps Hamas style) and building a metro system.

The second shittiest car is also bipartisan as in it has a lot of parts from the shittiest car. The seats also come pre-shat

Haha. He's definitely cooler than he lets on.

MAGA walking into a car dealership. I want the worst MPG and something that shows how insecure I am.

It's the only realistic choose.

this is just regular dealerships

And when the shitty car is shitty, they join the guys who bought the worst car in blaming the folks trying to get more public transportation and cross-country rail built! Rarely, they blame the guys who bought the even worse car, but for the wrong reasons.

It's kinda funny to watch them all yell about "reds" while us commies are over here just wanting a better world... until you realise that some of these idiots have actual power.

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