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[-] ShinkanTrain@lemmy.ml 72 points 1 day ago

I want to announce that everyone in the Epstein files is banned from my house, with the exception of Bill Gates, who was already banned and is now double banned.

[-] BarneyPiccolo@lemmy.today 22 points 22 hours ago

Don't you hate it when a good boycott comes along, and you can't participate because you've already been boycotting them for some previous atrocity? I keep finding good reasons to boycott United, but I've been boycotting them for decades.

[-] Schmoo@slrpnk.net 6 points 20 hours ago

At this point I whitelist rather than blacklist.

[-] TubularTittyFrog@lemmy.world 6 points 23 hours ago* (last edited 23 hours ago)

How stunning and brave of you to stand up for what is right.

Clearly those in the files will feel the hot wrath of justice by not being able to ever go over to your place for Hot Pockets and Capri Suns.

[-] ShinkanTrain@lemmy.ml 24 points 23 hours ago

I'll have you know my homemade hummus and baba ganoush platter is the talk of the neighborhood.

[-] W98BSoD@lemmy.dbzer0.com 2 points 15 hours ago

And next up is Jimmy Babaganoosh!

[-] fossilesque@mander.xyz 6 points 22 hours ago
[-] ShinkanTrain@lemmy.ml 12 points 22 hours ago* (last edited 22 hours ago)

You make them like normal but add more allspice than you'd think is reasonable. And a bit of smoked paprika on the ganoush. And don't skimp on the olive oil. I'm talking

Also, broil the eggplants after they're done, before you scoop the goodness out (you can also barbeque them). And don't blend them, you want that weird texture.

Serve with pita and little boats of celery, carrots. bell pepper, onion, whatever you want that is crunchy and can scoop globs of them

[-] YiddishMcSquidish@lemmy.today 4 points 20 hours ago

I feel like Mia Wallace after just doing a line of blow in Jack Rabbit Slim's bathroom. "I said goddamn!"

[-] fossilesque@mander.xyz 1 points 16 hours ago

Excellent contribution, chatter. Uncritical support.

[-] mushroommunk@lemmy.today 4 points 22 hours ago

Real glad I'm not in the Epstein files right now. I don't think I could handle missing out on homemade baba ganoush. I'll pick up some shawarma and be right over

[-] HowAbt2day@futurology.today 4 points 23 hours ago

I’ll bring the pita bread my brother in God.

[-] Fedizen@lemmy.world 2 points 22 hours ago

If yall been having people mentioned in the files visiting your house then I got a lot of questions for you that I didn't have before reading this.

this post was submitted on 18 Feb 2026
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