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[-] Armand1@lemmy.world 5 points 4 weeks ago

Wait, this is real? I thought this was a joke...

Like "Back in my day, bananas were bright purple, but that breed died out."

[-] rudyharrelson@lemmy.radio 4 points 4 weeks ago

I also figured this was just a "let's screw with the youth"-type post. We used to eat pistachios all the time when I was a kid (I'm 35) and I don't think I've ever seen a red one before today. They were always beige/greenish.

[-] Mouselemming@sh.itjust.works 4 points 4 weeks ago

We over-60s remember when pistachios were red, airplane security was non-existent and everywhere smelled like cigarettes.

[-] Tar_alcaran@sh.itjust.works 2 points 4 weeks ago

Hey, I'm not even 40 and I remember getting to check out the cockpit of a plane multiple times. And the brown glass ashtrays at McDonalds.

[-] dharmacurious@slrpnk.net 3 points 4 weeks ago

I'm also 35, and I remember the red ones. But my mom ate a lot of pistachios and sunflower seeds when she quit smoking in the mid 90s

[-] Dozzi92@lemmy.world 3 points 4 weeks ago

Yeah, I'm 38 and remember red pistachios. Also remember finding some sort of worm thing burrowed into one of those red pistachios, while I was sitting at my grandfather's kitchen table eating pistachios. Didn't stop me. Well, it stopped me from eating that one. But I'm always leery if a pistachio has a hole in it.

[-] bhamlin@lemmy.world 3 points 4 weeks ago

Don't sleep on the extra protein, bro!

[-] ajikeshi@lemmy.world 2 points 4 weeks ago

many different kinds of bananas and plantains

and even the "original banana-flavour"-banana is still around, the kind is called "grand michel" and can still be bought, but is no longer suitable for mass farming (due to some fungi/bacteria vulnerability)

[-] Pirat@lemmy.org 1 points 4 weeks ago

There are still some dark purple bananas out there. They are usually less than 1/2 the size of a normal (cavendish?) banana. They don't taste as good to me but many people love them.

[-] GladiusB@lemmy.world 1 points 4 weeks ago

Nope. It's real. I was actually thinking about this the other day and just "wondered". Probably got busy with work and forgot to Google it and then this. I remembered them being red when I was a kid. Now I know why.

[-] chaogomu@lemmy.world 1 points 4 weeks ago

The real answer is that yes, they were red, but no it wasn't because they were poor quality.

It's because the world's largest exporter was Iran, and Iran had a blanket policy of dying their pistachios red.

[-] skisnow@lemmy.ca 0 points 4 weeks ago

I also thought this was a joke until I read the comments. Pistachios have always been pistachio coloured in the rest of the world.

There's something very American about drowning a perfectly healthy natural product in brightly coloured dye.

[-] Drusas@fedia.io 2 points 4 weeks ago

Iran died them before export. Not Americans.

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