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I keep thinking of bad things and then say "wow I bet Hexbear would like this thing" and then I smugly smile while shit leaks out of my pants. Both ends.

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[-] Jerrimu2@startrek.website 23 points 1 year ago

Counter point, Russia does capitalism just as bad as they did communism. If we did it in Murrica, we’d kick ass at it and be a shining beacon of socialism.

[-] corgiwithalaptop@hexbear.net 54 points 1 year ago

I want to congratulate you on the dumbest shit I've read all day before I ban you.

[-] Awoo@hexbear.net 17 points 1 year ago

Is it serious or not? The "Murrrica" makes me think it's deliberately ambiguous. We need to get more response to ascertain whether this kind of thing is a clever bit or not.

[-] corgiwithalaptop@hexbear.net 3 points 1 year ago
[-] DroneRights@hexbear.net 2 points 1 year ago

There's no way that's serious, it's too funny

[-] player2@lemmy.dbzer0.com 2 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

Murrica is usually used in a joking way with exaggerated patriotism so I think it's a joke. No one who would say that in a serious way would consider communism as an option

[-] Kecessa@sh.itjust.works 2 points 1 year ago

Hey, another thing you guys have in common with the alt right, banning people who disagree with you, guess I'll add that to the list!

[-] silent_water@hexbear.net 41 points 1 year ago

when your only lens for political analysis is aesthetics

[-] comrade_pibb@hexbear.net 38 points 1 year ago
[-] Tankiedesantski@hexbear.net 16 points 1 year ago

Our demands:

  • List

  • Hog

[-] FunkyStuff@hexbear.net 34 points 1 year ago
[-] raven@hexbear.net 16 points 1 year ago
  • Generally wear clothes
  • Eat food
  • AUTHORITARIANISM!
  • Didn't invite me to your birthday party
[-] happybadger@hexbear.net 32 points 1 year ago

👶👀👶👀👶👀👶👀👶👀 lib shit lib sHit👶 thats ✔ some lib👶👶shit right👶👶there👶👶👶 right✔there ✔✔if i do ƽaү so my self 🤓 i say so 🤓 thats what im talking about right there right there (chorus: ʳᶦᵍʰᵗ ᵗʰᵉʳᵉ) mMMMMᎷМ🤓 👶👶👶НO0ОଠOOOOOОଠଠOoooᵒᵒᵒᵒᵒᵒᵒᵒᵒ👶 🤓 👶 👀 👀 👀 👶Lib shit

[-] corgiwithalaptop@hexbear.net 26 points 1 year ago

Go right ahead. Got you too.

[-] Gelamzer@hexbear.net 24 points 1 year ago

And hitler drank water

[-] GarbageShoot@hexbear.net 23 points 1 year ago

No investigation, no right to speak

[-] Egon@hexbear.net 17 points 1 year ago

Yes it's for disagreeing with us... Jesus Christ you guys are absolute idiots.

[-] ShimmeringKoi@hexbear.net 13 points 1 year ago

Funny, that's the same complaint in reverse that alt right guys make when they get banned by libs

[-] NewLeaf@hexbear.net 10 points 1 year ago

Add this to your list PIGPOOPBALLS

[-] TraumaDumpling@hexbear.net 42 points 1 year ago

i promise its information and not a meme, idk how to unblur it

[-] bigboopballs@hexbear.net 18 points 1 year ago

I thought it dipped tremendously when the Soviet Union was officially dismantled

[-] Zuzak@hexbear.net 26 points 1 year ago

It dipped significantly but this graph is at a scale that includes Tsarist Russia where people were serfs with no access to medicine in a pre-industrial society. Having some extremely basic stuff like food and vaccines makes it virtually impossible to get that low again (unless you're being invaded by Nazis).

[-] ProfessorOwl_PhD@hexbear.net 11 points 1 year ago

Have you seen the scale? There's a 5 year drop starting in 1991. It's not as massive as the gains made under communism, but it's a very significant reduction in life expectancy.

[-] Bakzik@hexbear.net 12 points 1 year ago

The fall of the Soviet Union was one of the greatest crimes in human history.

[-] silent_water@hexbear.net 38 points 1 year ago

this is a bit, right? anakin-padme-2

this is a bit, right? anakin-padme-4

[-] sharedburdens@hexbear.net 29 points 1 year ago

Radioactive levels of chauvinism, stick a burger in it shithead.

[-] 2Password2Remember@hexbear.net 28 points 1 year ago

you're a stupid asshole, shut the fuck up liberal

Death to America

[-] Egon@hexbear.net 27 points 1 year ago

cringe
What is materialism?

[-] Catradora_Stalinism@hexbear.net 25 points 1 year ago

Counter point, Russia does capitalism just as bad as they did communism. If we did it in Murrica, we’d kick ass at it and be a shining beacon of socialism.

yes all your socialists have so much work to show

until your daddies killed the good ones.

Unlimited genocide to america

[-] ElGosso@hexbear.net 22 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

Honestly I'm a little ashamed at how many people on this website took the bait on this one. This is a good post.

[-] Awoo@hexbear.net 19 points 1 year ago

If this is a joke it's phrased in such a way that it's totally ambiguous and I find that really funny in and of itself.

If this isn't a joke, please read Settlers.

[-] polskilumalo@lemmygrad.ml 13 points 1 year ago

Holy fucking shit the perfect bait, if you had a set of pronouns you'd be celebrated but because you don't the hogs got feral and ate you alive :data-laughing:

Some good fucking shit.

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