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A reminder that as the US continues to threaten countries around the world, fedposting is to be very much avoided (even with qualifiers like "in Minecraft") and comments containing it will be removed.

Image is of Iranians celebrating the beginning of the ceasefire under the framework of Iran's 10 Points.


Mere hours before Trump's 8pm Tuesday deadline yesterday, Pakistan's government contacted Iran with a US-written proposal for a two-week ceasefire, explicitly stated to also include Lebanon, during which they would negotiate a permanent end to the war on the basis of Iran's 10 Points. Among other things, these points include 1) maintaining strict control (joint with Oman) over Hormuz, complete with a toll; 2) the end of sanctions on Iran; 3) keeping their enriched uranium; 4) a withdrawal of US forces from the Middle East [stated by the Supreme Leadership Council but not in the 10 Points, so who knows], and 5) some plausible guarantee that Iran would never be attacked again. I've heard rumors that China may have prodded Iran to accept these terms.

In theory, these are relatively confident and maximalist demands. In practice, Iran has already achieved military and economic control over Hormuz and the withdrawal of many US troops and bases from the region, so at least a few of Iran's demands are, to a greater or lesser extent, already achieved, and with little hope for an increasingly exhausted US to undo these achievements short of nukes.

A couple hours after the ceasefire, the Zionist entity began a wave of airstrikes in Lebanon, killing hundreds of civilians, as well as flying drones into Iranian airspace. This was a strange move to make even if you assume - very sensibly - that the US is completely agreement non-capable: why not agree to the ceasefire and simply pretend to negotiate for two weeks while regrouping/repairing what assets you can and then start hitting Iran again?

One theory is that the Zionists are testing to what degree Iran is actually willing to have solidarity with Lebanon and Hezbollah. While the Resistance has been relatively united since October 7th, the formation of separate peaces instead of negotiating terms as a united front has been a major exploitable weakness. Alternatively, it's been proposed that the US didn't even consider using the ceasefire to regroup and deceive Iran, and that Trump merely wanted a way to chicken out of his threat on Iran's electrical grid - the fact that US officials have since stated that Iran's 10 Points were not the same ones they agreed to is a point supporting this, I suppose. If the conflict resumes and Trump does not deliver another 48 hour deadline (and/or makes it something silly like a month from now) then this could be the explanation.

From Iran, I am getting the sense that a lot is happening behind the scenes. Statements from top officials like Araghchi have stated quite plainly that there will be no ceasefire and no negotiations unless the Zionists stop attacking Lebanon, but as of ~24 hours after the ceasefire began, there has been no significant military response from Iran yet. There have apparently been phone calls between Araghchi and numerous regional officials, but it is unknown to what end. All the while, the global economic situation continues to deteriorate. Over the next week or two, the last tankers that left Hormuz before it closed will arrive at their destinations. If the missile exchanges begin once more, then the West, much like most of the rest of the world, will be experiencing all sorts of fuel, energy, food, and product shortages while trying to justify why they broke the ceasefire to kill more Lebanese civilians.


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Sources on the fighting in Palestine against the temporary Zionist entity. In general, CW for footage of battles, explosions, dead people, and so on:

UNRWA reports on the Zionists' destruction and siege of Gaza and the West Bank.

English-language Palestinian Marxist-Leninist twitter account. Alt here.
English-language twitter account that collates news.
Arab-language twitter account with videos and images of fighting.
English-language (with some Arab retweets) Twitter account based in Lebanon. - Telegram is @IbnRiad.
English-language Palestinian Twitter account which reports on news from the Resistance Axis. - Telegram is @EyesOnSouth.
English-language Twitter account in the same group as the previous two. - Telegram here.

Mirrors of Telegram channels that have been erased by Zionist censorship.

Russia-Ukraine Conflict

Examples of Ukrainian Nazis and fascists
Examples of racism/euro-centrism during the Russia-Ukraine conflict

Sources:

Defense Politics Asia's youtube channel and their map. Their youtube channel has substantially diminished in quality but the map is still useful.
Moon of Alabama, which tends to have interesting analysis. Avoid the comment section.
Understanding War and the Saker: reactionary sources that have occasional insights on the war.
Alexander Mercouris, who does daily videos on the conflict. While he is a reactionary and surrounds himself with likeminded people, his daily update videos are relatively brainworm-free and good if you don't want to follow Russian telegram channels to get news. He also co-hosts The Duran, which is more explicitly conservative, racist, sexist, transphobic, anti-communist, etc when guests are invited on, but is just about tolerable when it's just the two of them if you want a little more analysis.
Simplicius, who publishes on Substack. Like others, his political analysis should be soundly ignored, but his knowledge of weaponry and military strategy is generally quite good.
On the ground: Patrick Lancaster, an independent and very good journalist reporting in the warzone on the separatists' side.

Unedited videos of Russian/Ukrainian press conferences and speeches.

Pro-Russian Telegram Channels:

Again, CW for anti-LGBT and racist, sexist, etc speech, as well as combat footage.

https://t.me/aleksandr_skif ~ DPR's former Defense Minister and Colonel in the DPR's forces. Russian language.
https://t.me/Slavyangrad ~ A few different pro-Russian people gather frequent content for this channel (~100 posts per day), some socialist, but all socially reactionary. If you can only tolerate using one Russian telegram channel, I would recommend this one.
https://t.me/s/levigodman ~ Does daily update posts.
https://t.me/patricklancasternewstoday ~ Patrick Lancaster's telegram channel.
https://t.me/gonzowarr ~ A big Russian commentator.
https://t.me/rybar ~ One of, if not the, biggest Russian telegram channels focussing on the war out there. Actually quite balanced, maybe even pessimistic about Russia. Produces interesting and useful maps.
https://t.me/epoddubny ~ Russian language.
https://t.me/boris_rozhin ~ Russian language.
https://t.me/mod_russia_en ~ Russian Ministry of Defense. Does daily, if rather bland updates on the number of Ukrainians killed, etc. The figures appear to be approximately accurate; if you want, reduce all numbers by 25% as a 'propaganda tax', if you don't believe them. Does not cover everything, for obvious reasons, and virtually never details Russian losses.
https://t.me/UkraineHumanRightsAbuses ~ Pro-Russian, documents abuses that Ukraine commits.

Pro-Ukraine Telegram Channels:

Almost every Western media outlet.
https://discord.gg/projectowl ~ Pro-Ukrainian OSINT Discord.
https://t.me/ice_inii ~ Alleged Ukrainian account with a rather cynical take on the entire thing.


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[-] Lovely_sombrero@hexbear.net 113 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago)

An insane sequence of events, featuring the Israeli emergency mobile cum extraction field response unit. Apparently, Israelis loosened the rules around sperm retrieval as well!

https://x.com/Seamus_Malek/status/2042609122474926318

Sperm retrieval from corpses has had regulations loosened since October 7th and now civilians can have their sperm retrieved from their corpses with parental authorization without courts being involved.

[-] Monk3brain3@hexbear.net 45 points 1 day ago

This sperm retrieval shit from dead men was literally the plot of an overly edgy dark fantasy book from the Malazan series (not recommending it). Totally wild that the Zionazi entity is like a death embracing society out of fiction

[-] Lovely_sombrero@hexbear.net 43 points 1 day ago

Sci fi author: I wrote a book about an evil group of people being obsessed with race and cum extraction to honor their dead soldiers (who are now considered the purest of their race because of their sacrifice) as a cautionary tale.

Israel: We're doing the cum extraction squad from the "don't be a Nazi cum extraction weirdo" book series

[-] Monk3brain3@hexbear.net 32 points 1 day ago

i-cant

This isnt even an exaggertion

[-] insurgentrat@hexbear.net 12 points 21 hours ago

heresy. Malazan is an amazing series. You'll laugh, you'll cry, you'll reflect on the inherent messy goodness of people and come out more hopeful.

[-] Acute_Engles@hexbear.net 11 points 21 hours ago

The children of the dead seed was pretty edgy but what else makes you not recommend malazan?

[-] Monk3brain3@hexbear.net 8 points 21 hours ago

So the series was divided up between two authors so a lot of elements were hinted at in one set of books and only covered in the other set. The world building and like character abilities were all over the place. The main plot took way too long to materialize. And other stuff I can only describe as narrative choices made for the fun of being random.

[-] Acute_Engles@hexbear.net 11 points 21 hours ago

I guess it's been a while but I quite enjoyed the series. I know of the other series because a buddy of mine consumed everything they wrote but never read it myself.

I went into it knowing it was adapted from a GURPS tabletop campaign so maybe that's why things making less sense didn't bother me.

[-] Darkerseid@lemmygrad.ml 9 points 21 hours ago

why dont you recommend it? what's wrong with it? Just curious

[-] MaxOS@hexbear.net 43 points 1 day ago

Is it possible to get a "do not milk" sticker on your ID in Israel?

[-] culpritus@hexbear.net 25 points 1 day ago

It's actually a complicated legal precedent last I checked that the parents (or even grandparents) get to make the decision to harvest. DNM orders don't seem like anything the genocidal courts have had to consider so far. They probably would rule that it is invalid, because "they're already dead, they get no say" or something.

Just one headline I found with a brief search:

Israeli Supreme Court Rules Child Conceived With Deceased Soldier's Sperm Is War Orphan

Justices rejected the state's argument that a soldier's lack of explicit consent for posthumous reproduction severs the parental link

[-] MaxOS@hexbear.net 6 points 16 hours ago
[-] supafuzz@hexbear.net 26 points 1 day ago

Better get it tattooed where they'll see it

[-] Pentacat@hexbear.net 22 points 1 day ago

It’ll make for some awkward date night conversations, unless they put “after death” on there, as well

[-] supafuzz@hexbear.net 21 points 1 day ago

Just say you were scarred by that Jordan Peterson tweet

[-] Enjoyer_of_Games@hexbear.net 14 points 23 hours ago

I'm still waiting for the reveal that sperm retrieval is a kink fiction that some journalists took too seriously and not an actual thing a military is really doing.

[-] Pentacat@hexbear.net 8 points 19 hours ago

“You’d best start believing in ethnofascist kink stories, cuz you’re in one.”

[-] Lovely_sombrero@hexbear.net 17 points 1 day ago

I think it is more like "do not cut this off"

[-] Pentacat@hexbear.net 17 points 1 day ago

That’s hilarious

[-] puppygirlpets@hexbear.net 78 points 1 day ago

things you do when you aren't a jewish supremacist ethnostate

[-] Rojo27@hexbear.net 68 points 1 day ago

His mom, who said she was never angry at the IDF, is now looking for a woman to have his child.

Deeply unserious ethnostatekombucha-disgust

[-] miz@hexbear.net 62 points 1 day ago

The men had emerged from a building and were approaching a group of IDF soldiers when they were shot dead, in spite of the fact that they were shirtless and visibly unarmed while waving a makeshift white flag and calling out for help in Hebrew.

[-] InexplicableLunchFiend@hexbear.net 52 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago)

Imagine you are taken hostage and after months you finally get released and when approaching your own countrymen they shoot you for being too dark skinned and then harvest your balls, and your mom isn't even mad about it. She supports the government for doing it.

[-] dkr567@hexbear.net 57 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago)

I honestly can't think of any countries that do even remotely close to this. Normal country though right?

[-] SoyViking@hexbear.net 48 points 1 day ago

Who are the women who wants to have a dead settler's child?

[-] hellinkilla@hexbear.net 16 points 21 hours ago* (last edited 21 hours ago)

Considering how much trouble baby daddies cause, I think it is as good a choice as any. Would you want some alive-ass israeli tied to you for the rest of your life?

[-] supafuzz@hexbear.net 29 points 1 day ago

it's a matrilineal identity, there is literally no need for dead settler sperm even for weird ethno-supremacist reasons

[-] iByteABit@hexbear.net 31 points 1 day ago

H-how do they extract the sperm from the corpse

Please tell me it's not what I think it is

[-] thethirdgracchi@hexbear.net 36 points 1 day ago

Thankfully, you can read all about the process on the official Israeli government page called "Swords of Iron War: Posthumous Sperm Retrieval, Preservation and Use"

What is the procedure of posthumous sperm retrieval and preservation?

A medical specialist (either a urologist or a fertility specialist) removes parts of the testicular tissue and transfers them to a nearby laboratory in the In-Vitro Fertilization (IVF) Unit or in the Sperm Bank. In the laboratory, under a special microscope, the tissue is searched for living sperm cells. The sperm cells found or the testicular tissue are transferred for preservation in liquid nitrogen.

Per https://archive.is/TmnRB#selection-717.0-755.193

[-] culpritus@hexbear.net 26 points 1 day ago

They also use electrostimulation of the prostate (lmao) in some cases of very recent death. There's a special device for this.

[-] red_giant@hexbear.net 30 points 1 day ago

A medical specialist (either a urologist or a fertility specialist) removes parts of the testicular tissue

I’m interpreting this to mostly mean they slice off the ball sack and put it on an ice pack

[-] KuroXppi@hexbear.net 17 points 1 day ago

But that's where the pee is idgi

[-] ghosts@hexbear.net 20 points 1 day ago

doctors HATE this one amazing fact: pee is cum

[-] culpritus@hexbear.net 13 points 1 day ago

There's a Joe Rogan comedy special that's tangentially about that.

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