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NASA scientists says astronauts should not masturbate in space
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Seems all they have to do is invent some kind of nutsack.
Is it just me or does this seem tremendously unlikely and easy to prevent?
The chances of a solar particle hitting your RAM and causing a bit to flip are tremendously unlikely as well, but there's hardware made to prevent that from happening (I realize ECC does more than that).
I mean, do female astronauts/cosmonauts regularly float naked in the space station?
I propose funding for an aerospace cock sock that could keep everyone safe from stray nut.
Nut allergies strike again!
Stroke?
Not long ago I learned nut allergies aren't really a thing anymore. https://www.theguardian.com/wellness/2025/nov/11/peanut-allergies-declining-children-explained
Bam. Fun fact.
Awesome! Thank you for this!
All of the greatest inventions which revolutionized key aspects of our daily lives have begun in aerospace engineering.
Pens that write upside down. Ice cream that doesn't melt. Cock socks that don't leak and are easy to clean.
This is why we fund NASA!
The NASA ScRoTE. Self-contained Repository of Testicular Ejaculate.
Receptacle*
These guys never heard of a "posh-wank?"
Edit: a posh wank is when you jerk it wearing a condom. Its also helpful if ur guy that doesnt like "the feel of condoms"
I never beat my meat at Oxford. What’s a posh-wank?
A wank whilst wearing a condom
With a condom is what I have heard. Expensive hence posh I guess!
Jacking it with a condom on
That's when you eat your cum so you don't have to clean up right?
Thats just normal recycling
Yeah but you have a side salad with it
That's a normal wank...er...right? Right?
Not exactly haha...its when you jack it with a condom on
Jack what?
A coat.
Wait why would I jack a coat if I already have a condom on?
You're fine. Just wrong direction.
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Wow...
I could Google it but I’d rather hear it from you since, no, I have never heard of a posh-wank.
Have they actually done a fluid simulation, I still hold the position you can't bukake in space or microgravity as it where
Semen isn't gravity fed so I don't think the lack of it would make a difference.
Idk I think semen can have a little gravity, as a treat