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[-] SatansMaggotyCumFart@piefed.world 70 points 3 hours ago

People venturing outside of our atmosphere are advised against pleasuring themselves in zero gravity.

The reason? Female astronauts could accidentally get impregnated by stray fluids.

Seems all they have to do is invent some kind of nutsack.

[-] LibertyLizard@slrpnk.net 44 points 3 hours ago

Is it just me or does this seem tremendously unlikely and easy to prevent?

[-] saltnotsugar@lemmy.world 41 points 3 hours ago

I propose funding for an aerospace cock sock that could keep everyone safe from stray nut.

[-] Sho@lemmy.world 17 points 3 hours ago

These guys never heard of a "posh-wank?"

[-] saltnotsugar@lemmy.world 14 points 3 hours ago

I never beat my meat at Oxford. What’s a posh-wank?

[-] Grabthar@lemmy.world 10 points 3 hours ago

A wank whilst wearing a condom

[-] Valmond@lemmy.dbzer0.com 8 points 3 hours ago

With a condom is what I have heard. Expensive hence posh I guess!

[-] SatansMaggotyCumFart@piefed.world 8 points 3 hours ago

That's when you eat your cum so you don't have to clean up right?

[-] dangercake@feddit.uk 2 points 1 hour ago

Yeah but you have a side salad with it

[-] Entertainmeonly@lemmy.blahaj.zone 7 points 2 hours ago

Thats just normal recycling

[-] pressedhams@lemmy.blahaj.zone 6 points 3 hours ago

I could Google it but I’d rather hear it from you since, no, I have never heard of a posh-wank.

[-] Iamsqueegee@sh.itjust.works 11 points 3 hours ago

The NASA ScRoTE. Self-contained Repository of Testicular Ejaculate.

[-] Kowowow@lemmy.ca 5 points 2 hours ago

Have they actually done a fluid simulation, I still hold the position you can't bukake in space or microgravity as it where

Semen isn't gravity fed so I don't think the lack of it would make a difference.

[-] Jakeroxs@sh.itjust.works 1 points 11 minutes ago

Idk I think semen can have a little gravity, as a treat

this post was submitted on 16 Apr 2026
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