“Three female astronauts can be impregnated by the same man on the same session… it finds its way,” Smyth replied.

Not buying it at all... I'm not saying it's impossible but the odds must be astronomical (no pun intended) just for one pregnancy... not even in a million years. Life finds a way, I know, but come on!

People venturing outside of our atmosphere are advised against pleasuring themselves in zero gravity.

The reason? Female astronauts could accidentally get impregnated by stray fluids.

Seems all they have to do is invent some kind of nutsack.

if you nut in space will it push you backwards

I think the bigger problem is the female astronauts slonking around the cabin crotch-first

Great... Another job I'm not qualified for

By the same reasoning women should never sit on a single man's computer chair either.

Oh cum on, it's going to be really hard to handle that. Mind you, I'd be more concerned about the stray 'liquid' getting into machinery and shorting something, rather than accidentally impregnating three women at a time.

Fortunately we don't have to worry about this yet as "This article was originally published on 23 July 20222".

We might soon have a drug that stops sperm production. That would be welcome news for space gooners.

Female astronauts could accidentally get impregnated by stray fluids.

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That reads as "male astronauts should not mastrubate in space". So it's absolutely fine for a female astronaut to rub one out. It's not like she's going to be ejecting eggs all over the place. Think of THAT OnlyFans.

Well everything needs to be studied conclusively but wow.

"Life finds a way"

Sounds like there might be an emerging market for fleshlight shaped jizz vacuums.

I don't think there will be any problem if you do it with just one hand instead of two, since you'll need the other hand to hold onto something. Although they have all sorts of straps there, so the problem is completely made up.