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NASA scientists says astronauts should not masturbate in space
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this post was submitted on 16 Apr 2026
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Not buying it at all... I'm not saying it's impossible but the odds must be astronomical (no pun intended) just for one pregnancy... not even in a million years. Life finds a way, I know, but come on!
No, it's true. Female astronauts usually float around up there with their twats out; spread wide open to air it out, and nearly every time a male astronaut blasts some rope, it floats straight to it obviously.
Also lady bits work like a vaccum, just sucking up all the stray dirt and food crumbs as well. Its why women are so good at staying at home.and vaccuuming, its literally natural.
(/s)
Doubly so when you consider space is a vacuum
Am I Pragnent?
How is babby formed?
Preganté. You has it.
gregnant
I had to look it up. It's still flippin' hilarious but holy moly it's 9 years old!!!!
👵 i made your internet. This bit is much older, 2006, it's got many variants that came after. Looks like gregnant was 2016.
https://knowyourmeme.com/memes/how-is-babby-formed
It was on the news this mroing
I am. pregannenant!?
Probably
Dangerops, prangent sex
Im out there shootin tardigrades
women floatin gonna get some babies made
that's why I knew this rap was gonna be great
I wacked off in space and now my commanders ...late...
This sounds like a Dracula Flow bit lmao
"We out here shootin' tardigrades. Smokin' on that baby-back, third-degree, JB Weld, mega-millions Zaza. Shot a rope on the spacewalk and that bitch encircled the entire planet. This shit ain't nothing to me, man. I'm twelve million years old, I left a brick on the moon back in the BC era. Don't fuck with me."
Semen from various astropervs just floating around in the capsule sticking to peoples' faces, getting in their hair, etc.
Additional protein, yummy 😋
Well that explains all the masterbation
Space invaders: genetic boogaloo
LMAO. Gold.