I would suppose that gamer girl bath water gets its smell from the gamer girl's skin microbiome. That shit can't possibly stay fresh in the mail, let alone on the shelf. I read somewhere that your microbial signature only lasts for 24 hours, there's no way the bath water hasn't gone through a couple iterations of succession.

Even if there were anything desirable about GGBW, it's just generic germy water by the time he opens it.