The voters are worried so it's tennis shoes and short stairs. (hexbear.net)

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[-] OprahsedCreature@lemmy.ml 28 points 2 years ago

Feels hot ✅
Things are horrible and always getting worse ✅
Can't feel joy or hope ✅
An ancient and malevolent patriarch controls my fate ✅

Gang I think I've come to the scientific conclusion that we're all in hell

[-] InevitableSwing@hexbear.net 17 points 2 years ago

"No tennis shoes in hell, fat."

[-] OprahsedCreature@lemmy.ml 20 points 2 years ago

"In hell they don't even allow tennis shoes. They are forced to make them for pennies a day for demon party leaders while going barefoot. You can't imagine that under capitalism."

[-] InevitableSwing@hexbear.net 11 points 2 years ago

EvilCorp's CEO laughs. The shoes aren't even going to be made in Hell anymore. EvilCorp got outsourcing contract from the devil to make the shoes on earth with prison labor.

[-] OprahsedCreature@lemmy.ml 7 points 2 years ago

And to bring it all the way back around, Earth is now just the second circle of hell, which of course means that once again further labor exploitation has been shifted to its relative global South.