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WARNING: Hamas is changing all the street signs around so that you drive the wrong way and go to Albuquerque instead. (hexbear.net)

submitted 1 year ago by happybadger@hexbear.net to c/chapotraphouse@hexbear.net

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I was VERY distraught when I tried to do my laundry today and ended up driving 8 hours to New Mexico instead. And it's not just street signs. Right outside my house too, they literally took down the sign that said it's deer season and replaced it with one that said it's happybadger season.

Examine the bolts on every sign you pass. Do NOT trust them until this is resolved. ONLY use your GPS system for guidance.

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[-] corgiwithalaptop@hexbear.net 8 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

I was walking outside past some buildings today and Hamas dropped a piano on my head. It fell on me with so much force it knocked my teeth out and replaced them with paino keys