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submitted 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago) by hungryphrog@lemmy.blahaj.zone to c/lemmyshitpost@lemmy.world

For newer users, the 3 day no poop post was an legendary asklemmy post where OP asked how they could go three days without shitting. We never found out why.

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[-] doctorn@r.nf 63 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

Reading these comments, I now suddenly feel weird that I only shit twice a week. I eat daily 2-3 times and my shits aren't even painful or unusually big... Sometimes just 2 rolls and done... I also weigh around the 60kg, so I have no idea where all the food/shit goes... ๐Ÿคทโ€โ™‚๏ธ

Maybe I'm becoming like Axe Cop and my body has a higher % waste-efficiency... ๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜…

Either way, once every 3-4 days is perfectly normal for me... Has been all my life... ๐Ÿคทโ€โ™‚๏ธ

[-] HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world 8 points 1 year ago

I'm a 12-100 times a day dude. I hate you.

[-] TheBest@midwest.social 5 points 1 year ago
[-] Dekthro@lemm.ee 3 points 1 year ago
[-] TheBest@midwest.social 2 points 1 year ago

BTW these things have legitimately made a difference within two weeks. What the fuck. Ive been suffering daily for years, trying a few different probiotics in the past. I havent changed anything else about my routine except this and im legitimately more able bodied.

Thanks homie.

[-] Dekthro@lemm.ee 2 points 1 year ago

Glad I could help! Can probably find it cheaper at a local health food store.

[-] HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world 2 points 1 year ago

I just had my anus replaced with velcro instead. Works like a shoe

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